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In the evolution of alcohol consumption all progress is driven by two separate, yet equally important, groups. The producers who refine the necessary materials, and the drinkers who develop new methods to consume them.

These are their stories.

About the Authors

Many years ago two idiots attempted to exchange slurred witticisms over a garbage bin full of punch in a dire heap of a student common room at a university they both nominally attended. Later that night, a bouncer came to the entirely understandable conclusion that there was something wrong with them, and kicked them both out like pieces of rubbish. Neither of them remember the specific venue, suburb or date.

Then, from outer space, some random spotty guy told the duo he could find more booze with his cosmic sense of direction. He took them to a magic bar, where a bartender overlooked the prevailing liquor licensing laws with regards to inebriated patrons and served two excellent martinis anyway.

Those idiots became, “The Functional Alchemists”.

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